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This is why it can be so difficult to get away with this joke type. The double-entendre, better known as a pun, is often said to be the lowest form of humor. The reason for this is because coming up with a corny pun is extremely easy. You can take almost any word in the English language, find an alternate meaning, and then create a pun from it.

Many comedians have used puns very effectively to create good quality humor. Here is an example of a pun by British comedian Jimmy Carr:. In this pun the word bollox has two different meanings. If the comedian were to keep talking, the pun would have been lost.

The comedian indirectly hinted at the pun when he stopped talking. The humor in this scene is built around repeatedly using Broken Assumptions and Puns. Many puns begin with a word or phrase that has a double-meaning. These puns only have a single step to solve.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. To finish these puns, you need to figure out the alternative meanings that are being used. Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.

Here you have a setup that creates curiosity in the audience. The pun below are slightly more difficult. This one has 2 steps. The first step is the same as above: The second step is figuring out how to structure the punchline to create comedic conflict.

A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. The punchline needs to account for all the information in the setup. These puns are slightly different in that they were most likely written punchline-first… only later did the comedian come back and write a setup. My dad suggested I register for a donor card. For these 2 jokes, it would be far easier to begin with the punchline and work backwards. Try finishing the joke below.

After that, he went down hill fast. There are several possible answers that would make sense. You can also try rephrasing it as a question: Here are two popular meta-jokes. A finite number: One to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question. In both of these examples you can see that the actual humor comes from the jokes ability to make fun of other jokes. We are all familiar with the jokes that these meta-jokes are making fun of.

Meta-jokes are great at highlighting the absurdity of these types of jokes. Comedians like Steve Martin and Albert Brooks made meta-comedy famous in stand-up. They made fun of comedians in the same way that meta-jokes make fun of jokes. An omitted punchline is when the comedian intentionally leaves out the last word s of a punchline so that the audience can fill in the rest.

For it to work effectively, you MUST give the audience enough information to fill in the punchline the way you want it filled in. In the examples below, notice how easy it is to fill in the blank.

Most omitted punchlines substitute a gesture for the missing words. This makes it quicker for the audience to recognize the punchline. Conventional punchlines often use voice inflection to signal a punchline.

This type of punchline is a fun way of boosting the playfulness of your material.

That playfulness can make a punchline feel safer increase the safety circle of your comedic conflict and even boost the quality of the laugh. Shagging sells everything! That stuff for cleaning the floor, clean the floor clean, and then you shag on the floor….

Dog food, dog eats dog food… … … … anyway… So… not sure what happens there…. Instead of running together the two sentences, he places a break in between them and lets the audience fill in the rest. If this line was spoken in a monotone voice the audience might have mistaken his pause as him trying to find the next words.

But since he was using his voice inflection to lead them, the entire audience knew exactly where he was going. By omitting the punch line, Caparulo empowered the audience to fill in the rest. This tactic works well because a pause conveys an idea in itself.

A pause is much more than the absence of speaking. In a sense, the audience sees that the comedian as speechless; he is unable to explain everything that is going through his head. Another great feature of the pause is that it lets the audience participate in your comedy. Specificity enhances storytelling in much the same way that exaggeration does. Take this Ron White example:.

But the comedic conflict is deeper. The purpose of saying Volve is 2-fold:.

First, the specificity gives all audience members the same mental picture. Some audience members would have the mental image of a Mac Truck Which would have been an over-exaggeration ; some would think about an RV, others would think about their station-wagon. Second, choosing Volvo added a new layer to the joke.

If you have to decide which specific object to choose, choose one that adds flavor to the joke. Volvos are known to be the safest cars in America. This irony makes the joke even better. This information can be used to add more humor to a punchline. Like many of our examples here, start with something pre-written, like a sentence or short story about an experience. A callback line is a line that you used earlier on in your set that you can reuse for another bit.

Like meta-jokes, callback lines use references to create comedic conflict. The safety comes from the original context or meaning of the sentence while the violation comes from the new context or meaning. What makes callbacks so powerful is their ability to be extremely short and concise while still drawing up an entire idea.

They can do this because the entire idea was fleshed out earlier on in the set. Just by bringing up a small phrase from an older punch line is sufficient to bring the entire idea behind that joke including the setup into the present. Nothing about it would seem special to you. But you can tell you missed something important because everyone else in the audience had a completely different reaction. The audience members that are in on the joke have formed a community.

There are several important characteristics of callbacks that you need to know in order to use them effectively.

The first is that the audience needs to forget about the line.

If you use a callback too early, the context will be almost identical to the original line. It will seem more like an echo than a separate idea. However, if the line is used much later in the set say 10 minutes then the audience would have completely forgot the line and the context would have completely changed.

This provides the audience with the surprise and the change in context that makes the tag line powerful.

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It should go without saying that the callback should make sense when you use it. The context will change, but the line needs to fit in to your new subject. I still recommend using them even during shorter sets.

While this is definitely not necessary, doing this brings your comedy full circle and gives it an enjoyable ending. His DVDs are often well over an hour long and contain numerous callbacks throughout his set.

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Skip to content Joke Structures: Types of Jokes In This Lesson: Joke formats are very useful for: We can always go back after our writing and punch-up material using these strategies Summary: It almost always leads to awkward sounding material or a weak punchline. Use Comedic Conflict instead. Broken Assumption Jokes: Video Lesson.

How To Write Exaggeration Jokes. Find The Best Level of Exaggeration The biggest problem new comedian run into while using the exaggeration technique is not optimizing the amount of exaggeration they use. Rewrite the joke so that it flows better. How To Write Contradiction Jokes. Contradiction is a mixture of misplaced sincerity, irony, and POV humor.

One example of this comes from Steve Martin: Words v. How To Write a Contradiction Start with a piece of pre-written material or go step-by-step. Decide if you or someone else will be making the contradiction a good rule of thumb is to give the contradiction to whoever you want to be seen as stupid.

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Under what circumstances will the person contradict himself? Use your setup to setup the situation and deliver the factual statement or opinion. Rewrite your setup and punchline a few times until they flow Summary: The rule of three is perhaps the best known type of joke format.

Rule of Three Comedian gives the audience a list containing 3 items. Item 1 and 2 create a pattern safety.The fur would stick to my tongue , but other than that… Steve Martin. There are 2 important characteristics to a good contradiction: Obviously, yes. How a normal person would understand or interpret something. How Humor Works.

Take-Off Scene: Recall that an audience needs to go through 3 stages to understand a joke: The biggest problem new comedian run into while using the exaggeration technique is not optimizing the amount of exaggeration they use. Rewrite the joke so that it flows better.

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